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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why do people with straight hair think curly hair is so easy to take care of?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?